"In the world I see....you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned super-highway." - Chuck Palahniuk


"It is always simply a matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country." - Hitler's propaganda chief Herman Goerring

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christian shit, links, bitchery

So aparently everyone had issues with their diary's over the weekend. I only check mine during the week (when I'm supposed to be working) & on Friday I couldn't get in at all. Not that the world will stop if they don't get an update on my latest bitchery......but it should. :o)

The weekend went great. We got more cleaning done and the kid is supposed to be home by this comming weekend. We relaxed and still haven't watched any tv. Too bad we decided to get a Sunday paper.

I'm just so fucking pissy with half the world right now! Tom Cruse is now a doctor and has decided to tell women that post-pardum depression is a figment of their imagination and a vitamin will fix them all up. I guess Baby was just another hysterical woman when she nearly killed herself and the kid during her vitamin deficiency. Official documents have come to light that PROVE the american and british governments did whatever they had to do to go to war and no one seems to give a shit. Afterall, we're only talking about nearly 2 thousand americans & 25,000 iraqis murdered for nothing. A new church has been finished in the area...they needed more room they said...cost of new chruch???? $4 million. Solid marble altar, solid marble baptismal pool (this is a Catholic chruch by the way). Too bad we don't have any $ to keep babies from dieing in this country. Can anyone keep up with the AIDS death-toll? Can anyone keep track of the murdered and raped in Sudan? Do half of you fuckers even know that the fuck I'm talking about????? Not important. It's just apparently not fucking important. What's important is the Michael Jackson case. What's important is the new line of SUV's out. What really matters is who Paris Hilton is getting her latest veneral disease from & am I too fat?? Of course you are, says the tv, we're all too fat. We need more pills & new shoes for summer fashion. We need to know if bangs are in or out. We need to know who the next american fucking idol is. These are the things that are truly important here people.

I once believed, thru and thru, that all people deep down were good. That there was something called "human decency" & "human kindness" & even "humanity". God I was bright-eyed and full of stupidity. BRING ON THE FUCKING RAPTURE I SAY. BRING IT ALL TO AND END NOW AND JUST GET THIS MISTAKE CALLED THE HUMAN RACE OVER WITH. MOTHER, FIX YOURSELF. Don't worry about it, just fix yourself. It's ok. If you want to keep a few of us left to give us one last chance.........that's your call. I probably wouldn't risk it, myself. We are doomed and hopeless. We will not right this wrong. We are not capable of it. We will keep going forward, kicking and screaming, insisting that we're on the right path. (example: our fucking president) That's what we've always done. Just wipe the slate clean and give the rest of the life here a chance to live. As long as we're around..............we've apparently got more important things to deal with.

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Dear President Bush,

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage. As you said, "in the eyes of God marriage is based between a man and a woman." I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination..." End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her? She is 6 years old, healthy, and very smart. She doesn't want to be a slave, so that might be a problem.

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is, my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2. clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

7. Lev.21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear contact lenses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though Lev. 19 expressly forbids this: How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves? What should we do with the NFL?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
Very Truly Yours,
Ed Bigham

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An amusing article I found...........

PROTESTANTS FOR THE COMMON GOOD -- The Presidential Prayer Team is currently urging us to: "Pray for the President as he seeks wisdom on how to legally codify the definition of marriage. Pray that it will be according to Biblical principles. With any forces insisting on variant definitions of marriage, pray that God's Word and His standards will be honored by our government."

This is true. Any good christian person believes prayer should be balanced by action. So here, in support of the Prayer Team's admirable goals, is a proposed Constitutional Amendment codifying marriage entirely on biblical principles:

A. Marriage in the United States shall consist of a union between one man and one or more women. (Gen 29:17-28; II Sam 3:2-5)

B. Marriage shall not impede a man's right to take concubines, in addition to his wife or wives. (II Sam 5:13; I Kings 11:3; II Chron 11:21)

C. A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed. (Deut 22:13-21)

D. Marriage of a believer and a non-believer shall be forbidden. (Gen 24:3; Num 25:1-9; Ezra 9:12; Neh 10:30)

E. Since marriage is for life, neither this Constitution nor the constitution of any State, nor any state or federal law, shall be construed to permit divorce. (Deut 22:19; Mark 10:9)

F. If a married man dies without children, his brother shall marry the widow. If he refuses to marry his brother's widow or deliberately does not give her children, he shall pay a fine of one shoe, and be otherwise punished in a manner to be determined by law. (Gen. 38:6-10; Deut 25:5-10)

G. In lieu of marriage, if there are no acceptable men in your town, it is required that you get your dad drunk and have sex with him (even if he had previously offered you up as a sex toy to men young and old), tag-teaming with any sisters you may have. Of course, this rule applies only if you are female. (Gen 19:31-36)

8:28 p.m. - Monday, Jun. 13, 2005


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