You've Been Warned.......

"In the world I see....you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned super-highway." - Chuck Palahniuk

"It is always simply a matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country." - Hitler's propaganda chief Herman Goerring

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Tattoos, Turtles, & Sadism....Oh My!!

I haven’t had any time to write, bitches. I don’t really have the time now and who knows how long it’ll take me to finish this, but…………………

Hello. Last week was so freaking horrible at work. I hate coming home on my lunch break b/c all I’m doing is bawling hysterically. Joy. The stress has kept my sick at my stomach and my nerves are completely shot. That’s all I care to reflect on that shit.

Well…much time has passed already, bitches. That whole week was horrible & for the most part work is back to its version of normal. I was really physically sick by ½ way thru the week and spent much of the weekend in bed. I’m much better now, but still a little gun-shy even tho that was 2 weeks ago now, you know?

Well……..it’s been about 2 fucking weeks now but………….BUT…………BUT!!!!!.............WE GOT TATTOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy!!!! N @ work did them & they’re great (she’s the one that works at the tattoo shop on the weekends, interviewed me for this job, I’m training on her job now)! Baby got a HUGE tribal that’s very abstract (aka it doesn’t form into a fucking butterfly or a spider or some crap) & it goes from just above her wrist all the way to the pit of her elbow & it wraps ½ of her arm! It’s the beginnings of what will end up being a sleeve. We’re not quite sure how far beyond her shoulder it’ll go, but we’ve got time to figure that out! Mine is an ankle bracelet that is over 2 inches thick & it’s solid celtic knot-work basically (no bare skin poking out of this beast). On the inside part its 3 giant circular knots & on the outside part…..very hard to describe…..you can see 2 crescent moons “ ) ( “ in the knot-work & this spreads out into insane detailed stuff going on and at the edges of it (and thus overlapping the ends of the 3 giant knots) the knots turn into a ravens head on each end.

Baby’s hits you with how big it is and mine hits you with how incredibly detailed it is. Both took over 4 hours from start to finish & that’s with only 2 short smoke breaks for N & the other guy (N did baby’s and the other guy did mine). And you do want to know how much we paid for them??!!!!!!! $100 for baby’s and $150 for mine!!!!!!!!!! I tried so hard to argue with N that just b/c I work w/her doesn’t mean she shouldn’t charge me a fair price. Baby’s was easily a $250-$300 tattoo alone & I’d say mine should have been around the same. It’s crazy how it seems to have bonded N & I tighter. She’s “Super Christian!” & we ADORE her and she seems to feel the same about us.

So much is happening, bitches! Baby’s 30th birthday is Saturday!! 2 days & she’s handling it ok, I think. So much of mine was the thought of being our age and living with one of our parents! We don’t have that to worry about. Money is actually really fine. It really is! I don’t even recognize our living room. I know that we haven’t been there that long, but wow. Our furniture & decorations & color schemes for christ’s sake!

The kid made the honor roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really never thought it would happen. She got a B in math! MATH!! I brought her ass home death-by-chocolate cake and gave her her fill. She’s going to M&D’s for the weekend (I know, I know). She’s been so good. She’s been so helpful and enjoyable & very mature. I love it. The 2 of us went shopping last weekend so she could get her mom some presents & we had a great time. I ended up buying her her very first store-bought Halloween costume. It was just too damn cute & for the price it was…..much nicer than making one for a change. It’s a black & burgundy velvet renaissance/medieval dress. Too friggin cute! She got Baby 2 of our 3 missing Stephen King books (I’m not counting the book that isn’t even out yet, dammit!), Cycle of the Warewolf & Skeleton Crew! She was soooo funny when I walked her thru the pagan/occult section of the bookstore! That girl wanted everything!! It’s been killing me not to tell Baby about that, but it would give away the presents!

Speaking of presents………….I went a little nutty. He he….uh…I spent $200.00. He he…she’s gonna kill me. I bought Baby 3 pairs of shorts, 1 pair of pants, 2 long sleeve shirts, 2 short sleeve shirts, a jacket, leather wallet w/chain, necklace, car decorations (anarcy flag to hang from mirror, pagan fish plaque, “end civilization”, “anarchy is inevitable”, “we are one”, little skeleton-kitten with “dead & cute” underneath, & a sticker that’s gonna be a tattoo for her of a hot & thick witch on a pumpkin). I ended up getting myself….he he…..a long black skirt w/bustles & layers, a short skirt with corset stitching & lacy things, & a silver/black corset top! I am wicked amused with the clothing company, Tripp NY! They’rrrrrrrre Great! Sorry.

We finally got new turtles! Yes, we got 2 of them. They’re both Mississippi Map Turtles & of course…male. The kid named them Bart & Homer. They’re disgustingly cute. Bart will climb up on their island & walk to the edge closest to you and get up on his tip toes and fucking beg for treats!! I’ve never seen anything like it. He has no fear. Homer, true to his name-sake, is not the brightest bulb in the bunch and we have to spend a lot of time getting him to quit fearing his food and eat it.

Ok. I think I have written enough for now. I’m sure I haven’t covered everything that’s gone on since I last updated, but………….oh fucking well, bitches. Tis gonna be a good weekend. I shouldn’t be able to sit down comfortably for days, bitches.

1:22 p.m. - Thursday, Oct. 19, 2006

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